Recruitment Video

Here's a compilation of footage Norman Jones put together from last year to get the hype up for this year. It's getting rave reviews throughout the interweb.

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the Phanatic

She's still the female mold at the moment, but she's a beautiful shade of gray.


She also double's as a bath tub, curing towards her ultimate strength.


Now that we've got a boat, we can play around with arts n crafts... Here's some dyed concrete.
I feel funny, strange even, like I'm gaining some superhuman strength...
Pat always eats anything that resembles ice cream.
Chris is Phanatic phace artist...

More to come, just wanted to let the world know that we have arrived.